August 16th, 2007
37 - Members Only
WHA-? Comic has been updated for 15 minutes and NO POSTS? You all are failing us again FOR THE LAST TIME! Can you tell it’s late and I am insane? Good thing I have a good artist to draw my cartoons or they would look like i did them with my feet on the walls of my padded cell. In code. And crayon. The red ones taste the best.
August 16th, 2007 at 1:50 am
The joy of living in a different timezone. It may be one in the morn round there, but here it is a mere procrastion prior to going-home-time. New update read.
cheers
Bunyip
PS. If you are lucky the black ones taste of aniseed. However, you usually have to eat a number of them to find the tasty ones.
August 16th, 2007 at 4:54 am
I may have heard his cousins. It’s not rare to hear birds inside our Sam’s Club. Once, I saw some birds in a Wal-Mart as well. They were at the pharmacy. Don’t give them any prescriptions.
August 16th, 2007 at 11:03 am
You should have Footnotes for In-Language-Insiders for those unhappy enough to not get it.
WTF is a SAM-Club?
August 16th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Ditto, we need info! What is a Sam’s.
I’ve just joined the british side of wal mart! Asda! We have preventative measures so think its quite rare to get birds in the store!
August 16th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
A SAM’s club is a members-only wholesale warehouse club offering brand name merchandise for business and personal use.. Wal-Mart is the little version. Lots of small stores shop there… they buy cigarettes and candy bars and such for resale. If a body has a need for a case of Snickers bars, that would be the place to go!
August 16th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
B-Wald not think Steve should eat crayon. B-Wald subsist on diet of broken glass, cyanoacrylate gel, carbon black, and domestacally-produced plastic WWII tank kits (sometimes they even have brass photo-etch for dessert). Crayon has too many trans fats. BTW, what do Boid eat? Batteries?
August 16th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
What dangers await Boid, Harmon and Nelson inside the laboratory of Dr. Mike the Mad?!? Monsters? Zombies? SPACE MARINES?!?!? Or perhaps, a COLOSSAL ROBOT DEATH-BIRD with LASER CANNONS, HYDROGEN BOMBS and the TRANSPLANTED HEAD of REV. AL SHARPTON?!?!? (I bet he’d still be able to craft a convincing argument about just about ANYthing)
August 16th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Quick! post! or he may hunt us down in our sleep and force us to eat crayons! (no matter how good the red oens taste i don’t want that to happen…).
Nice comic guys =D
August 16th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
14 cousins?! That’s a lot.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
really?
ive never tried the red ones.
me and my friends will have to have another one of our crayon eating parties
ill ask sarah to bring lots of red ones.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Never eaten a crayon before. not even when i was little. am i missing out on anything?
August 17th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Sam’s Club, ironically, is owned by the same company that owns Wal-Mart. And Sam’s Club, for all those that don’t know, is better, at least from a consumer’s view. Buy big stuff, sell cheap. You get stuff in quantities that you probably won’t use by the time it has expired, and you have to throw it out and get a new one the next week. Hence, Sam’s Club will bill rolling in the dough (if they aren’t already).
I do however, like the fact that Boid has good friends who will follow him into a dangerous human scientific lab for no other reason than to snoop around. Actually, swoop around. (Stop making stupid jokes -yourself.)
So, with any luck, our heroes (including an it), shall remain unscathed, that is, unhurt.
Curiousity killed the bat, but hopefully not the birds!
August 18th, 2007 at 12:54 am
Did you know red crayons are made from distilled insanity? Blue crayons are made from sadness, and yellow ones from cowardice. With the “color wheel of despair” complete, all other colors are simply combinations of the two. Orange, for instance, contains equal parts cowardice and insanity. As far as neutrals go, black crayons are made from hatred, and white crayons are made from the wailing souls of the damned.
August 18th, 2007 at 12:56 am
Crayons are the most vile and heinous of scribing implements.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:30 am
hilarious. this one is a real treasure.
August 18th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
vw____go_fast- okkkk.u coocoo! =:o
August 19th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Well that explains why they taste so nice.
August 19th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
20 Years ago, my Mother(board - to stay with the Nick) said the same when I was coloring those boring perfectly-white Hangings with Crayons.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:59 pm
“Crayons are the most vile and heinous of scribing implements.”
Good stuff. lol love the comic
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:46 am
I always thought someone severed finger was more vile. But Ill tell you now, you wont find a more redder source of paint than someones finger. And you can use it to scare children when its empty.